Genius of Loathe

Making Faces With Klimt, Napoleon, Egon Schiele, Enjoying Prince Eugene’s Hospitality

Schönbrunn is the Only Palace I’ve Ever Been Able to Breathe In

The No-Limit Habsburgs

Sisi Remains a Prisoner of Her Fame, Long After it Killed Her

The Diamond, Forever

Vienna Very Politely Takes Lots of Your Money/We’ve Decided that the Austrian Airbnb Kinda Sucks, Actually

Rain. Tean. Klimt. Pastry./Went to the Palace, Ended Up at the Zoo

The Real Hungarian Railway Experience

Off to Budapest for a Bath

The Honeymoon Ended in Vienna

On an Island in the Sun + Not Enough Time in Dresden

History is a Big Circle Where Modern Artists Pop Up and then People Agree to Let Authoritarians Kill Them for Being Annoying